Pick what it pays in
Launch a coin and choose Tesla, NVIDIA, gold, Ether or Bitcoin. The coin's jar is set as its creator, so creator fees go to the jar.
Every trade drops in
Every buy and sell pays the creator a fee: 0.30% at launch, up to 0.95% once the coin graduates. The creator is the jar, so it all goes in.
The jar buys the stock
On the hour the jar collects its fees and buys the real thing with all of it. Nobody presses anything, and nobody takes a cut.
Holders get it
It's sent to holders by their average balance over that hour. Tiny shares carry over until they're worth sending.